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Hey sup, my name's Carolyn, I'm a chill grrl who's 18 years old and enjoys a lot of things. Such as frozen vegetarian cuisine, graphic novels, plaid, making cut-off shorts, popsicles, Keith Olbermann, going to shows in the hood, and chillin2themaxx. Hit me up, bra!!!Following
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what my weekend revolved around.
I fell. I suck.
Yes, I want to pet the kitty. Kitty kitty kitty.
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Same Sex Penguin Couple
Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested.
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They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.” Sadly the happy couple broke up in 2009.
dyke:
By Natalie Donohue
1. everything’s dead
2. it’s cold
3. it’s wet
4. it’s dry
5. bottom of my pants= soaked
6. bad driving
7. crowded subways
8. dark all the time
9, can’t get out of bed
10. lasts forever
11. It’s not warm
12. It’s not Summer
13. slippery
14. chap lips
15. cabin fever
16. never any clean socks
17. can’t walk outside without shoes
18. icicles fall and kill people
19. babies are cold
20. lots of mice want to get warm inside your bed with you
21. sweaters are itchy
22. pretty birds are gone
23. coldness reminds me of keyfood
24. i get paler
25. bears are hibernatin :(
26. shoveling sucks
27. drag to go out and smoke
28. nothing good on tv
29. nose is always runny
30. cheeks get rosy
31. cats get meaner
32. world gets uglier
32. always itchy
33. no one sees your legs
34. bald men are cold
35. fruit doesn’t taste good
36. deer get hit by more cars
37. goosebumps all the time
38. frostbite
39. homeless people are more miserable
40. toilet seat is frigid
I told you winter sucked. But you know what I think I dislike the most? Spring. It’s all like, “Oh, I’m the reawakening of life and a have a moderate temperature and Easter!” NO. FUCK YOU. I CAN’T EVEN WRITE A POEM ABOUT YOU WITHOUT VOMITING.
I love you guys.
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Special dedication to Vic, De Mel, Matt and Jeremy.
the brownies i made tonight tasted like fucking shit.
and the reason why i put quotes over “brother” is because he is absolutely dead to me.
Him: Hey, Dad you know what really freaks me out?
Dad: What?
Him: Dykes.
Dad: Shut the hell up.
Him: They freak me out, I saw two dykes holding hands in school today…it freaked me out.
All of this with a smile on his face.
He is truly the most vile, disgusting excuse for a human being. I hope he knows that he is destined to die alone and I’m sorry for anybody that has the misfortune of aquatinting themselves with him.
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