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Hey sup, my name's Carolyn, I'm a chill grrl who's 18 years old and enjoys a lot of things. Such as frozen vegetarian cuisine, graphic novels, plaid, making cut-off shorts, popsicles, Keith Olbermann, going to shows in the hood, and chillin2themaxx. Hit me up, bra!!!

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9 November 09
never gets old

never gets old

8 November 09

jk

  • Justin: What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
  • Kendra: Um, jam is a different color.
  • Justin: Shut the fuck up, Kendra!
  • Me: I don't know?
  • Justin: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!
Posted: 10:49 PM
what my weekend revolved around.

what my weekend revolved around.

7 November 09
I fell.  I suck.

I fell.  I suck.

Posted: 12:46 PM
fuckyeahhappy:

sureee:

Yes, I want to pet the kitty. Kitty kitty kitty.

fuckyeahhappy:

sureee:

Yes, I want to pet the kitty. Kitty kitty kitty.

Reblogged: fuckyeahhappy

Posted: 12:21 PM

mmsn:

Colors - Hot Chip

This kinda morning..

This.

Reblogged: mmsn

5 November 09

Reblogged: thedailywhat

Posted: 3:27 PM

:(

Posted: 3:18 PM
fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Same Sex Penguin Couple
Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested. They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.” Sadly the happy couple broke up in 2009.
(Link)

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Same Sex Penguin Couple

Harry and Pepper are a pair of adorable male Magellan penguins at the San Francisco Zoo. The couple’s relationship began in 2003, and they were together for the last 6 years. The two black-and-white birds paired off when outgoing Harry befriended Pepper, an introvert who sticks mostly to his burrow. At the time, the two were adolescents and everyone assumed they were just friends. But soon they were nesting together. Harry would gather grass and bring it home to Pepper, who would arrange it tidily in their burrow. Single females would come around, but both birds never seemed interested.

They even adopted an egg together in 2008, as the pair was allowed to incubate and hatch an egg another penguin had laid. “Of all of the parents that year, they were the best,” Brown said. “They took very good care of their chick. He ended up being the largest chick on the island.” Sadly the happy couple broke up in 2009.

(Link)

Reblogged: fuckyeahstrangefinds

Posted: 3:09 PM

Reblogged: bertiedav

Posted: 11:11 AM

40 Reasons Why I Hate Winter

talkaboutmoi:

dyke:

By Natalie Donohue

1. everything’s dead

2. it’s cold

3. it’s wet

4. it’s dry

5. bottom of my pants= soaked

6. bad driving

7. crowded subways

8. dark all the time

9, can’t get out of bed

10. lasts forever

11. It’s not warm

12. It’s not Summer

13. slippery

14. chap lips

15. cabin fever

16. never any clean socks

17. can’t walk outside without shoes

18. icicles fall and kill people

19. babies are cold

20. lots of mice want to get warm inside your bed with you

21. sweaters are itchy

22. pretty birds are gone

23. coldness reminds me of keyfood

24. i get paler

25. bears are hibernatin :(

26. shoveling sucks

27. drag to go out and smoke

28. nothing good on tv

29. nose is always runny

30. cheeks get rosy

31. cats get meaner

32. world gets uglier

32. always itchy

33. no one sees your legs

34. bald men are cold

35. fruit doesn’t taste good

36. deer get hit by more cars

37. goosebumps all the time

38. frostbite

39. homeless people are more miserable

40. toilet seat is frigid

I told you winter sucked. But you know what I think I dislike the most? Spring. It’s all like, “Oh, I’m the reawakening of life and a have a moderate temperature and Easter!” NO. FUCK YOU. I CAN’T EVEN WRITE A POEM ABOUT YOU WITHOUT VOMITING.

I love you guys.

Reblogged: talkaboutmoi

4 November 09
(via thelovelybones)
Special dedication to Vic, De Mel, Matt and Jeremy.

(via thelovelybones)

Special dedication to Vic, De Mel, Matt and Jeremy.

Reblogged: thelovelybones

Posted: 11:02 PM

the brownies i made tonight tasted like fucking shit.

Tags: depressed
Posted: 6:05 PM

this is something that my "brother" just said:

and the reason why i put quotes over “brother” is because he is absolutely dead to me.

Him: Hey, Dad you know what really freaks me out?

Dad: What?

Him: Dykes.

Dad: Shut the hell up.

Him: They freak me out, I saw two dykes holding hands in school today…it freaked me out.

All of this with a smile on his face.

He is truly the most vile, disgusting excuse for a human being.  I hope he knows that he is destined to die alone and I’m sorry for anybody that has the misfortune of aquatinting themselves with him.

Tags: hate
Posted: 5:47 PM

Reblogged: teganandsaraquin

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh